Thursday, October 21, 2010

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If These Vitamins Are Real, I Won't Be Blackout During My Flag Football Game Sunday Morning



Not that I can't/haven't played an effective game of flag football blackout drunk before, but I'd rather be kind of sober if I had the choice. Reason why I need these vitamins is because my birthday is Saturday. Yes, the national holiday of my birth will again be hitting us this glorious October 23rd. Needless to say, I'm going to be stanky level drunk at an early/consistent hour Saturday night and will need some strength to continue my MVP campaign in the realm of flag football.

Apparently this vitamin has the magical elixir in it to prevent even the drunkest of drunks from dying out there on the field. Hey, if you're listening Drinkwel, we want to endorse you here at WMD. We have no qualms about your sketchiness, your message, and your overall effectiveness. We're just starving for advertisers/sponsorship to the point that anything that can partially promise me a longer lifespan on the field is fine by me.

But seriously, I may not make it past this weekend. I know I've said this before, but there will be so much alcohol present per square foot the next few days I'm just bound to die. God speed, and wish me Happy Bday on my Facebook wall. I love posts from out of the woodwork.

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  1. KTP said... October 22, 2010 at 9:50 AM

    try this instead: http://drinkhoist.com/

    it actually works, no lie. wait, you don't live in the midwest. sucker!

  2. bloggggggger said... October 23, 2010 at 10:33 AM

    Happy Birthday to the Working Man!

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