Maybe Get Out Of The Water?

^my man in that first picture is STRUGGLIN'

I'm not the biggest fan of water to begin with. Any slight unrest and I'm outtie. Call me a chump, but I'm pretty sure hundreds of square miles of algae qualifies as unrest. My problem with the dudes in these pictures is that they jumped in fully knowing they were going to get algae in there nose, between their toes, and where the sun don't shine (read: assholes). Algae just doesn't pop up to terrorize people. I'm no botany expert, but I'll chalk this up as one of those moments where you don't think something will be that bad. "Oh, that's just a little algae, no biggie", I'm sure was uttered a couple times. Now what Quan-Ye (pic 1)?! You're assed out in the middle of the Yellow River inhaling more tree than Wiz Khalifa.

Algae. Just doing what it can to help solve overpopulation.