Monday, May 3, 2010

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Great Candles, Or Greatest Candles?

Nope, no photoshop here. Just genuine candles that smell like White Castle hamburgers. For those who don't know me, this is like my version of catnip. When cats start getting all riled up and scratching shit, just toss some catnip in their general vicinity, and the wreckage stops. On Friday and Saturday nights, I am the 22 yr old man version of a cat wild'n out. I'm swearing at people for no reason, stealing other people's food, or just being an all around unlikeable person. This is usually prevented by me hitting up the 7-Eleven down the hill for a couple two-packs of White Castle cheeseburgers. These burgers in that exact scenario act as a combination of Gatorade, horse-tranquilizer, and aphrodisiac. I'm in such a feeling of confused euphoria when I eat those things, it doesn't even make sense.

What I'm trying to say is...don't judge me for the fact that I have my debit card out and I am close to clicking "confirm purchase" for about 5 of these things. One for on top of my fridge, one for my desk, one for near the PS3, and one strategically hidden by another roommate at the beginning of the week.

My life's not that sad.

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