This World Is Falling Apart

I don't know what's good and sacred anymore. New York Yankee studs coming up to bat to "Party In USA", the longest running show on TV parodying Ke$ha, AND the Rodeo Burger reportedly being taken off the Burger King menu.

I'll be honest, I'm scared. There are some real issues going on. I watch like 1 minute of baseball a year and that happened to be when some Yankee player grounded out to Miley Cyrus. It was part-awesome, part-what happened? What happened to dip and pot bellies? That's what I remember baseball and you didn't deliver. Simpsons was just a travesty. Tik Tok is the whore anthem and you got Lisa delivering the opening line. Not a good pathway choice.

I've said this too many times in my life...RIP Rodeo Burger. It's like clockwork. Every 4 years the Rodeo Burger is responsible for like 7-19 deaths a year because, eh, it has BBQ sauce and onion rings in it. It comes back with a bang and just toys with you for another period of time.

I'm going to deal with this the same way I always do. Order a cheese burger, request BBQ sauce, and ask them to put onion rings on it because I can have it my way.