Monday, April 26, 2010

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So You're Saying She's Not Drunk?

Colleen, darling, this is quite possibly the worst video possible to to use to get dates. You said you're down for hang-gliding. Guys are a little bit nervous out there honey. Baby steps.

I'm all for rollin' with your mom though. Who isn't down for a "good time"? But you can't make me want your mom more than you. First off that's against my standards and secondly I am a guy, so you know I have no real standards. You're throwing me several dirty bones here.

I'm 22 and I don't need to get hammered and post videos on Comcast/Youtube. Come on Colleen, I am way more sophisticated than that. I go to bars Wednesday through Tuesday and make a fool of myself to get women. And believe doesn't works. Like really really well.

T-minus two months until I start using this blog as a dating outlet.

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