Friday, April 30, 2010

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This Video Is Not Realistic

Sure you can say 99% of videos aren't realistic due to effects and other technical stuff, but I am looking into the meat and the potatoes of the matter. Like in no way shape or form is a hot (presumably) 17 year old girl deciding between Sean Kingston and Justin Bieber. Especially in 2010 where "Fire Burnin" is just bothersome at this point. From a listening standpoint, "One Time" is safely tucked in the top 5 of my Itunes Top 25. I think "Take You There" made a brief appearance on my old computer's Top 25, but I am stressing brief. It was a party jam that all the girls wanted to hear and you gots'ta give the ladies what they want.

I'll buy the whole, J. Bieber is chillin' in that baller ass kitchen while Kingston is taking in some rays by the pool thing because they are both rich as fuck, but you can't sell me on this girl's selection issues. I'm no age-scientist, if those even exist, but I'm pretty sure Sean Kingston would be stepping over the "Out Of Bounds Line" of life if he considered dibble dabbling with this girl. He's like 32 right? This chick is (presumably) 17 and Bieber can't be more than 16 in lesbian haircut years, so it's meant to be this way.

I'm not a hater (I absolutely am), so this is just a neutral case of a guy recognizing when a video is absurdly weird and untrue. Either way, it's going to be a fucking jam whether we like it or not, so I recommend you get like me and start shining up your dancing shoes.

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  1. Mack said... May 1, 2010 at 10:56 AM
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  2. Mack said... May 1, 2010 at 11:03 AM

    This song is painful to listen to. not to mention whats up with the line "catch a bad chick by the toe if she holla let her go".... You better let her go otherwise youl be doin 7-15 years in a state prison. Beiber Kingston combo is garbage

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