Monday, April 18, 2011

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Easily The Most Badass Way To Teach Kids About Dinosaurs

Remember we just had to take teacher's word for it that dinosaurs existed? How irrational was that shit to hear when you were 5 years old? Like, look at this giant lizard with tiny ass arms, and spikes on his head and believe it was real.

Get out of here with that unfeasible BS. Kids these days need visuals. Facebook pics of slutty Brontosaurus broads, Triceratops Twitter feeds--you got to crush social networking these days. Or you can unleash a underpaid gym teacher dressed in a T-Rex suit.

Kids weren't as scared as I thought though. I thought it would be sure pandemonium with kids running into each other and floors covered with juice boxes and lunchables remnants. But no, these kids were literally staring down this faux-rex right in the grill just giggling. Pretty sure a kid at the 0:46 second mark shouted, "Oh Shit!"

Some of the most fearless, gangsta-hearted, 5-6 year old white kids I've ever seen.

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  1. CW said... April 19, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    These kids ain't scared because their generation has no idea about jurrasic park. One viewing of those genius velocitaptors and these tykes wouldn't take this demonstration so lightly.

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