The Royal Wedding is... a Doughnut

Thank you, Dunkin Donuts. Because when I woke up today, I thought, exactly what this world needs is  Royal Wedding doughnut.
Not only are we going to get up at 4AM to watch a "royal" guy wed a mere commoner, but we're also going to dedicate our own line of greasy American pastries to it. Too bad the divorce rate is at like 60% right now and the royal family doesn't actually rule over anything. At least we know doughnuts are forever <333