Wednesday, April 27, 2011

// //

So They're Making Up Eating Disorders Now

#1- Drunkorexia: Yup, it's real. It's a fucking clickable item on WebMD. Basically loses all credibility to easily one of my most important sites. I'm on WebMD before I complete sneezing. Shit's one of my crutches. But yeah, this "disease" basically means getting shit drunk and forgetting to eat, because, well, you're shit drunk. Fake.

#2- Orthorexia: aka the obsession with healthy eating. That's just a real cop out. Like some dude was pressed to have a new eating disorder on his boss' desk by 5pm and had to make one up on the fly. I'm not mad atcha random scientist, I do the same shit literally every day.

#3- Adult Selective Eating Disorder: remember when you didn't want to eat carrots and peas when you were little? You were diseased. That guy with dysentery, that guy with cholera, and you each have the "being diseased" thing in common. Seriously though? I guess I'm fucked too, I don't like olives and I'm not exactly fond of the idea of anchovies.

That's it folks. I'm pretty much shooting 2 for 3 out there with new diseases.

2 Reactions to this post

Add Comment
  1. PostScripter said... April 27, 2011 at 11:36 PM

    so because I'm a vegan does that mean I instantly have orthorexia?

  2. Dub Jeezy said... April 28, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    yes. you are currently disease stricken

Post a Comment