Thursday, April 14, 2011
I'm expecting some backlash on this one via every form of social media except the comment section. Seriously guys, I get so many texts and Facebook messages like, "You're post was so offensive" or "You're so cool can I marry you." Much rather deal with that in the comment section.
On to dolphins. Don't they kind of look more and more like people..just a little? Those beady little eyes are getting more defined and they definitely have facial expressions. Everyone is getting lulled to sleep by the "they're so smart" theory. I'd rather no animals get too smart. Can't have dolphins besting me on the SAT, flippers and all. I just feel eeked out by them, you know? The cat was the joke in this video. Like the people and the dolphins were in on it and the cat was just the dumb bystander. We can't be sharing mutual jokes with dolphins. I can sense bad things coming. The moment they're able to walk on land is one giant step closer to seeing dolphins at the bar on the weekends. Not a good look. Not a good look at all.
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Add CommentKid obviously never watched an episode of Flipper. The Dolphins are on our side man. They're basically our last line of defense against the sharks. Would you rather be dealing with sharks? Didn't think so.
pretty sure flipper/lassie were the exact same show with interchangeable animals. lassie bored me to tears.
also pretty sure the navy was mildly serious about putting lasers on dolphins' backs. deep blue sea taught me how to deal with sharks, but I haven't caught the movie about the laser shooting dolphins yet.
and thank you for addressing paragraph 1 of the post.
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