Tuesday, May 10, 2011

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How Miserable Is Carmelo Anthony's Pet Camel?

I'm not going to come out here and knock Carmelo for his choice of pet. We all get a little weird sometimes and act on impulses. Personally I would have went with a penguin, but what do I know about obscure pets that are only exclusive to certain climates.

Even though I'm questioning the emotions of this camel, I have to say that this thing is clearly smiling. No doubt about it. Cheesing like a mofo. But let us not forget, this was at the moment of purchase. Both Camel and 'Melo are ecstatic about the prospects of life together. If we fast-forward 6-months you will see the crankiest/dead camel in the game. No way a positive scenario can come of living in NYC where there is no such thing as a backyard. Plus dude is a NBA player and rich as fuck, which means he's going on vacation. Not many friends are going to take up a camel for the week you're in Cabo.

Ideally, you'd like a Joe Camel type of camel, but looks like you bit off more than you can chew 'Melo. Baby steps, man.

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