-I can definitely relate to this. There's been plenty of times when I'm 50% tired. Top half naps, bottom half keeps drinking and dominating dance circles.
-This fucking guy. Competing with a moldy potato for my affection. Though a clear mismatch, I respect your efforts.
-Believe me brother, if I could do it, I'd do it too. We may not be talking about the same thing?
-Dude definitely got slugged in the face and left under the kitchen table. As dishonorable a defeat as that Asian guy that got knocked out by a high schooler during pick-up basketball today. What?
-Jokes aside, this cat may legitimately be dead.
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Add Commentall of these cats kind of look dead
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