Tuesday, May 3, 2011

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Is Cup Stacking Supposed To Impress Me?

Seriously, what the fuck was that? Lock any six year old in a room for a month with a 20 pack of beer pong solo-cups and I guarantee they will kick the shit out of this kid first try.

Just another sport for the non-athlete. It's like Yo-Yo'ing all over again. Everyone was pretty solid at Yo-Yos, but there was always that one asshole who was walking the dog all throughout science class trying to impress Suzie in the front. Newflash kid, you're rolling some plastic attached to a string on the ground. Score some touchdowns, hit a game-winning shot, maybe execute a legal tennis serve, something.

Where's this "phenom" going to be in 10 years? Dateless to his high school prom, because cup-stacking does NOT sell tickets or get the fame.

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  1. PostScripter said... May 5, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    I'm more anxious about the apparent turrets/carpal tunnel syndrome the videographer had that was trying to film this little boy. I mean, it's cupstacking. Couldn't they just use a tri-pod? Furthermore, CCS had a middle school p.e. unit on cupstacking, but you had to run across the gym first, and then cupstack, which was actually pretty challenging for simple-minded 8th graders that hadn't yet fully developed their hand-eye coordination in relation to full body focus followed by small hand accuracy....

  2. Dub Jeezy said... May 5, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    jesus, glad I came in 9th grade and dodged that bullet

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