Tuesday, October 11, 2011

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I Honestly Don't Have A Fucking Clue What Anyone Is Occupying



I'm so removed from important issues, it's almost embarrassing. I barely know what my job is at this point. So this hashtagOccupy bullshit must be serious if I actually heard of it. Whenever I go on CNN or any relevant news site, I dart to the "Lifestyle", "Entertainment", or "Health" sections and make a concerted effort to avoid any real news.

That being said, I still have no idea what this really is. A bunch of people just hanging out in patches of grass with Crayola crayons and some posterboard? Is that it? I have so many questions about what's going on it's boggling. If I'm sitting on my couch, am I occupying it? I thought about having someone take a picture of me sitting down and sending it to the OccupyBoston.com FAQ section to get to the bottom of this. Also, why am I encountering the number 99 and the number 1 so often? The cause would probably move forward if there were more reasonable numbers involved. EVERYONE believes a cause with one group being 75% and one group being 25% regardless of what it is. I'd be there with a crudely designed picket sign too if I felt that I was in the 25% group. Complaining like a motherfucker how WMD doesn't have any sponsorship and how I'm being oppressed by imaginary businesses and causes. I don't even know what jokes are played out, so this entire post could very well be terrible.

This shit is hurting my head. I'm going to "Occupy" some girl's facebook wall and look at 99% of her pics with 1% remorse.

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  1. Anonymous said... October 12, 2011 at 8:05 AM

    I do not believe this has an unfunny. one of your best in awhile

  2. Anonymous said... October 12, 2011 at 8:53 AM

    yeah, this was hysterical

  3. Anonymous said... October 12, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    it appears some grubby hipster was upset with this post and unfunnied it

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