Monday, October 17, 2011

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Gross And Possibly Offensive. That's How I Like My Beer

Did I just plug in my N64 and pop in Mario 64? Because I haven't seen the phrase "Mamma Mia" used so egregiously since that misguided plumber was traversing Mushroom Kingdom looking for his main chick. I'm a little offended since I feel like this is inches away from some sort of "Awww Shit" Cornbread mix that'll send race relations into a frenzy.

While that glass looks crisp as hell, I can't get on board with a beer that is making it's best effort to recreate tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese. It took YEARS for Bud Light to create a lime formula that it felt safe enough to release to the public. That's a fruit that's routinely featured in alphabetical (EDITORS NOTE: I don't even understand why I typed alphabetical here instead of alcoholic. That's not a typo as much as some crippling, deep seeded mental handicap) beverages, not a personal pan from Pizza Hut. Also, Bud Light Lime is absolutely disgusting to the point that I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. So hey, chill out Mama Mia. Maybe take your talents to a brick oven, deposit those extra bottles you were going to use to make beer, and take an L.

Obviously I'd be mad if "Awww Shit" Cornbread mix existed, but like 4% of me would find it absolutely hilarious.

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  1. Anonymous said... October 17, 2011 at 11:56 PM

    first the mac & cheese air freshener, now this?!

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