Thursday, October 27, 2011

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If Anyone Was Interested, Here's A Very Weird Fight Between 3 Emus And A Kangaroo

Who knew Emus that? I most certainly didn't. They're noodly as all hell and quite possibly, the most evasive creature I've ever seen.

I don't even think we can consider this a fight. That kangaroo was just getting his swerve on hopping around trying to tackle that branch. I don't even think he was trying to eat it. Then a gaggle of Emus unreasonably felt their turf infringed upon, because I'm pretty sure emus love branches. What happened next is anyone's guess.

What it boiled down to was a bunch of emus posturing at this confrontational kangaroo for a hilarious 2 minutes. Tons of dodges, dips, dives, and fake outs. Love their moves, but that kangaroo no doubt would have fucked them all up. When I'm undoubtedly confronted for my Steve Urkel costume tomorrow you best believe I'll be getting my emu on evading downtown douchebags like a motherfucker.

PS. When the emus turn and run away is premium-level comedy.

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  1. Anonymous said... October 28, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    i really think i'm going to have nightmares from this. emus are out of this world

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