Wednesday, October 5, 2011

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I Needed To Marry This Girl The Moment I Was Born

There's stalking and then there's what I'm going to do to Carissa Rae.

Nothing criminal, just persistent, almost constant check-ins on her relationship status and whereabouts. But seriously, if you're a red-blooded male that likes chicks, how does this girl not set off all the marriage switches in your brain? It's like all those romantic comedies say, "When you know, you know." Maybe my guidelines are a little unreasonable because I specifically need a girl to be a 12 out of 10 and be able to BELT out 90s television theme songs, but cut me a break.

Oh yeah, I definitely need to kill this dude. Just eradicate him from the planet. Because there is no doubt in my mind that they are dating and wildly in love. Their chemistry during the "Saved By The Bell" theme almost brought me to tears in the most manly, love struck way possible.

I could have done without those little blurbs during the video, but a girl like Carissa gets infinite strikes before I am anywhere close to upset.

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  1. PostScripter said... October 5, 2011 at 11:07 PM

    Wait, so your two qualifications for a wife are looks and singing? That's it? ... That's a short list.

  2. Dub Jeezy said... October 6, 2011 at 8:57 AM

    there's an inverse relationship between increase in age and spousal qualifications aka "settling"

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