Monday, October 17, 2011

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There's Not A Worse Dude Out There Than The "Where's The Beef" Guy



I usually don't have an irrational hate for somebody I haven't met, but good lord, I never hated a person so much.

This asshole reminds me of one of those hipsters that hits the Urban Outfitters "jackpot" and has the ironic t-shirt that all of the other hipsters want. Like that fucking purple penguins shirt that every other dude in skinny jeans is rockin' nowadays. Remember when the phrase, "Where's the Beef?" meant someone was going to get shot? Back when Biggie and Tupac had "beef" dudes were dying and families were torn apart. Not ten years later, this mop top up here is making an absolute MOCKERY of the term and Wendy's is cashing in. Before I get nominated to the Playa Hater's Ball, I'll give the dude some credit. For someone that looks so insufferable, it looks like he's killing it. If I'm going to transition WMD into some sort of awesome future things are going to have to change.

Guess my idea of showbiz was a little off. Apparently you have to look mad ambiguous, have 7 really stupid looks/glances in your arsenal, and be completely ok with it to have a chance these days.

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  1. Spellgirl said... October 18, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    I could've sworn you and Mack got me that penguin shirt for christmas one year. I definitely had it for a while.

  2. Dub Jeezy said... October 18, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    that's a fact, but that was before the hipsters got to it. ipso facto, you're the queen of all hipsters.

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