Wednesday, October 12, 2011

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How Long Before This Hair Washing Robot Kills Someone?

24 robotic fingers, using water, and their own discretion when washing my hair? Sounds like a great fucking idea. Let me stick my hand in the garbage disposal while I'm at it.

Did anyone catch what that guy said? Dude said, "hopefully there will be robot hair stylists and exclusively robot salons." Do you know how weird a black robot barber shop would be? Even worse for a salon. It's hard enough dictating how you want your hair cut as it is, let alone inputting it into a touchscreen robot with a digital lisp.

You know what I could have done without? The dude telling me how clean hair makes you a cleaner person. Word? Didn't know that I'd be cleaner if parts of my body were clean brah. I'm tired of getting condescended upon via the internet. Can't have the world wide web telling me how to live my life or else I'd be knee deep in robot induced concussions and cats taking dumps all throughout the toilets in my house. Not a good look internet, not a good look.

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  1. Anonymous said... October 13, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    it would suck to die from a hair washing robot

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