Can't Go Into A Grocery Store These Days Without A Bear Ruining The Produce Aisle

I can't tell you how pissed I would be if one day I said, "Today's the day I learn how to make an appropriate salad and eat healthily" and saw a fucking bear cub stomping on all the lettuce and tomatoes with his dirty feet. You can't just come out the woods with dirt and ants all over you and waffle stomp the produce.

So today was a banner day for animals huh? Ohio wildlife kinda went HAM today with 100s of dangerous animals terrorizing the entire state. Teddy the rollerskating cockatoo is still doing his thing somewhere. And now we have bear cubs trying to up their quality of life by pillaging grocery stores for carrots and shit. I'm not mad at his game either because hey, Dub J may take WMD to the woods one day and blog from a cave or some shit. We can let bygones be bygones at that point bear cub.

PS. Bears sound like goats, huh?