Tuesday, October 11, 2011

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Your Run-Of-The-Mill Moose Stuck In A Pool Situation

We've all been there moose. Waking up in a strange place surrounded by police is a standard night for the typical drunk asshole.

Sometimes the night takes over, you get a little rambunctious and order that extra long island iced tea because it's cost efficient. One thing leads to another and all of a sudden you're treading water in a local suburban swimming pool like a fucking seal. If I see this happen to one of my friends, the best course of action is to let them figure their way out of the situation. Odds are, this moose would have ascertained that the pool steps were roughly 10 feet behind him and just walked out. No need to tug of war his ass out of there.

Don't you hate when people overreact to a drunk person? Like, "OH MY GOD if they don't get water in the next ten seconds, they are going to DIE!!" Shut up. Let them stumble home, get robbed by a bum and learn a lesson. Or in this case, let a moose drown in the pool to teach any other alcoholic moose in the area a lesson.

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  1. Anonymous said... October 12, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    pure struggle when it tried to get out of the pool

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