Wednesday, October 12, 2011

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Don't You Dare Tell Me People Are Letting Their Cats Shit In The Toilet

Imagine opening the bathroom door and seeing this thing staring at you. There's no way you can have a good day at that point right? A cat bodied you off the toilet and you ended up pissing in the sink getting urine on your plates and bowls.

So what's the deal with these multi-colored wheels that contribute to the: "ready", "steady", and the confusing "go...hooray"? Looks like we're putting a lot on the cat here. Like expecting it to fully grasp the concept of a three ring contraption that needs a DVD and a 5 language instructional manual sounds like a stretch. The most that'll come out of this is a few wet butted cats that are too traumatized to be fun anymore. And best case scenario, you have to consistently flush cat poop down the toilet because this box didn't really tackle the flushing concept. Nothing worse than seeing an unattended cat turd chillin' in the toilet after a hard 8 hours at the office.

The word "kwitter" makes me so fucking angry. You can't take the Mortal Kombat concept and pair it with a cat dumping in a toilet. Mockery.

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  1. Anonymous said... October 13, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    good lord

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