Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Frogs...Not Having A Good Week



Just when you thought that bouncy frog-toad thing has it rough, I just read this story on CNN that says a common weed killer is chemically castrating frogs and turning them into females. Now is that the most effed up this you've ever heard. As a guy, imagine eating a salad and midway through realizing you have no balls anymore.

That is a fate worse than death in my eyes. I am in no means knocking the female gender, it's just that after 22 years of being a dude, I kind of love this shit. Peeing standing up and jumping high, you just can't beat that. A lot of bad things are happening in this world with the earthquakes in Haiti and Chile among other things. Before we notice how bad our lives are, let's just give a quick moment to realize that in less than 48 hours we have seen a toad fall down a mountain, a frog completely wiff on a dragonfly, and the utter realization that a whole bunch of frogs are losing their manhood.

It's a hard-knock life, for them.

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  1. PostScripter said... March 2, 2010 at 8:43 PM
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  2. PostScripter said... March 2, 2010 at 8:46 PM

    I made a spelling mistake. Correction.

    There should be a section to check "scary," because as a female, I would not want to be biting into a veggie burger, and the next minute find myself growing a pair. That's absolutely frightening. No offense, guys, but it'd stink to have to shave your face every day, and such...

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