Weird Affliction Wednesday!!

So, for those of you that don’t really know me, a lot of weird physical things happen to me on occasion. You know, how I don’t have big toe-nails, or I chip my teeth on a regular basis. Well, today’s medical mystery is my really, really, ungodly cold right ear. Just my right ear. Not my cheek, nose, or left ear, just my right. I’m currently wearing half of my wool hat right now (why am I wearing a wool hat in damn near April you ask? I DON’T KNOW.)

As I sit here, freezing at one ear, tonguing a specifically bothersome chip, and walking sans big-toe nails, I genuinely wonder if I am going to make it to stop the impeding apocalypse of 2012.