Friday, March 12, 2010

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I'm Probably Going To Be Like This Dude By The End Of The Weekend


Confused, cold, and linguine-like. That's what appears to be my future after what appears to be a heavily alcoholic weekend.

A trillion Jack&Cokes will replace the blood in your body. Bones need blood? Bones disappear. I know science and that's definitely how it works. Since I love getting new jobs, I might as well hit up Monster and Career Builder to see what's up in the "Plastic Dude In A Box" occupation. All I need are some deese benefits and a gym membership.

May the weekend be good to you all.

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  1. Emma said... March 14, 2010 at 11:37 PM

    This dude is definitely missing some ribs. And a spine.

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