Monday, December 5, 2011

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How Bad Of An Idea Is This?



I'm stuck between pretty bad and really fucking bad. There are very few (if any) situations that warrant a $3.99 Crab Cake purchase. Let me tell you, today was not one of them.

As I wrote about in my previous post, I'm on staycation. When you're balls deep in staycation you have to expect some outlandish plays. I just didn't think it'd be this soon and this severe/life-threatening. Keep in mind, I've eaten these already and to be straight up honest, they weren't bad. Obviously they weren't restaurant quality, but I didn't necessarily want to kill myself so we can consider that a small victory. I like to go by a common rule in life when it comes to food: stay away from any food product that has the word "Handy" somewhere on the box. Blatantly went against that today. Plus how suspicious of a brand name is "Crab House?" Be a little subtle. Draw me in. Don't be all like, "We are quite literally a house full of crabs"--just reeks of desperation and neglected crabs.

You know it's bad when one of your roommates sees you opening the box and doesn't do anything but shake their head before walking away.

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  1. Anonymous said... December 5, 2011 at 10:08 PM

    as bad as any idea that was ever thought

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