Monday, December 5, 2011

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Worst Christmas Present Of All Time?


Game Child. A game system of few features, even less gender bias, and a ton of heart. For such a blatant copycat item, I have almost unlimited respect for it's style.

-It's NEVER a good look when the direction button is the same size as the screen.

-Off and On are usually the same button.

-Why is there an Anterior Cruciate Ligament button next to the "Start" button? And what does it do?

-Props to the completely cut-and-dry music note volume button. For the guy that likes his sound unreasonably loud or at complete silence.

-Love the Player/Level/Fire button. Just such a meathead button. Answers the basic questions: Who am I? Where am I? Who do I kill? Love it.

For some reason I feel like this thing strictly takes un-purchaseable C batteries. It'would only be appropriate.

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  1. CW said... December 5, 2011 at 10:48 PM

    only video game system in history that didn't come with at least the standard a/b button...ACL and Fire, that shit is weak.

  2. Spellgirl said... December 6, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    My brother tore his ACL... are they similar?

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