Monday, November 7, 2011

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Halo The Pool Playing Dog Kinda Sucks At Pool

Guys, you want to just go ahead and call me Dub Jeezy The Skydiving blogger? I'll make a video of me jumping off an office chair and inexplicably get like 2 million views because it's cute and unexpected.

Give me a break Halo. You may fool millions of people, but you're not going to get this one past me. That was some of the worst pool I've ever seen. The "I don't have poseable thumbs" excuse can only get you so far when you're not even establishing whether you're stripes or solid. Just willy nilly slapping the closest ball to your paw as hard as you can hoping for the best. I don't want to hate your swag, but I kinda have to because you're like a million times more popular than me and this shit's very embarrassing. If you were called "Halo the dog that snuck on the pool table and randomly made a couple of shots" this video would be awesome and I probably wouldn't have posted it because I'd have to much respect for you.

I like dogs as much as the next guy, but can the internet chill with them for like 2 hours. I can't go a minute without seeing 37 posts on my Newsfeed about a dog that fell asleep in a weird position or a dog eating from the trash and looking guilty. We get it, they're like humans, but not really. Relax.

--Thanks Spellgirl

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  1. Anonymous said... November 8, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    My name is Tim, I grew up in western New York.. I met a friend of yours in college one night, and she pointed me in the direction of this blog. You have some great ideas, may I call you dad?

  2. Dub Jeezy said... November 8, 2011 at 2:57 PM

    Yes son, email me at and let me know this friend of mine so I can thank her for spreading the word.

    Thanks for reading.

  3. Anonymous said... September 14, 2013 at 12:55 PM

    He's shooting Bank shots and heavy cuts and making them so how is that to easy when he's a dog and half of the guys in pool halls can't even make them !?! You obviously do not play pool. This dog is AWESOME! How can you not be impressed with that ?

    He's using his paw in different ways for shots plus he obviously is smart enough to know just how hard or soft he needs to hit the ball because he's injured his shoulder Making these shots.

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