Friday, November 11, 2011

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This Snortable Coffee Reminds Me Of Something...

You snort it, it gives you short bursts of energy, and it's addictive. Of COURSE it's snortable coffee. Let's not jump to conclusions.

You show me a zebra, my first thought is a painted horse. I'm not one to make rash judgment without a sound, logical explanation. Sure some people are going to say that this is the most immediate cocaine gateway ever created, but I see it how it is. Just snortin' some dusty beans to get that extra kick to write an afternoon blog. Seriously, I tried writing this post without coffee and I misspelled 4 of the first 5 words. It's a necessity in the blog/actual work I should be doing world. Which leads me into my next point..

I may be the sleepiest kid in the game. Don't know what's wrong with me, but I'm legitimately always tired. There hasn't been a point in my life when I was at full 100% capacity. Whether it be food, a peaceful song, or a slight breeze, I'm unconscious narcolepsy fast. Definitely something to bring up to a doctor when I finally decide to go to one within the next 5-10 years.

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