Wednesday, November 9, 2011

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This Chinese Rendition Of "Bad Romance" Is SO China

If you didn't think there were going to be libraries and translucent guitars you were sadly mistaken, because China fucking gets down when they cover American Pop Songs. Don't think a language barrier holds these fine, strangely old individuals back because they are just mouthing lyrics with not a care in the world.

Shit was like a bizarro, slightly more Chinese episode of Glee. Everyone was like 47 years old and didn't seem to know why they were there. Just moderately choreographed Chinese dads sacrificing their golf Sunday to spend some time on stage because the wife wanted them too. That's got to SUCK. I'm most certainly not looking forward to the days where all I do is want to watch football and my wife keeps nagging me to perform an elaborate collaboration of Katy Perry's "Firework." Sometimes a brotha just wants to wake up at a weird hour, make a bacon, egg, and cheese, and plop on the couch for like 13 hours. Reason #1 trillion on why marriage is going to be a god damn grind.

The last 20 seconds of this is pure comedy. I was cracking up the entire time and I didn't know why at all. Everyone was smiling, doing weird shit with their hands, and moving counter clockwise like they were playing "Dance, Dance, Revolution" at the arcade. And there were quietly 300 people involved in this. China is easily 10 steps ahead of us.

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  1. Anonymous said... November 10, 2011 at 8:33 AM

    wow, can't tell you what happened there

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