Tuesday, November 8, 2011

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They Found: 19 Prostitutes, 100 Fighting Chickens, 2 Sacks Of Marijuana, And 2 Peacocks In This Mexican Prison



Peacocks? Word? The hoes, fighting cocks, and bushels of weed are one thing, but TWO exotic birds?

Sounds like there was some fucked up vice-type Noah's Ark business going on here. Grab two prostitutes each, like 14 chickens, a bucket of weed, a peacock and you're all set it seems. Now I've been to Mexico and literally none of this is surprising. The minute I touched down an AK-47 was pointed at my face, I was offered a cocaine-prostitute combo, and offered Jose Cuervo for like 50 cents, so this shit is standard fare. But I just can't shake the peacocks. According to authorities, they were seen as "pets" for the inmates. You mean when they were tired of the prostitutes, cock-fighting, and smoking copious amounts of weed they'd honestly come together in the courtyard and tend to the peacocks? As far-fetched as that sounds, it's fake town Mexico, so that very well could have happened.

*I put that picture up there for reason. Look at the empty prison and read the title of the post. As you read through it, add the "these shouldn't be there" items into the picture. Once you're done look at the picture again and I challenge you not to laugh. You have no soul if you can't picture a scene of chaos with one lone Mexican prisoner with a heart of gold clutching a startled peacock.

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  1. Spellgirl said... November 8, 2011 at 11:50 PM

    Not sure if you meant to draw such a visual at the end, but that lone mexican clutching a startled peacock actually made me feel nice and warm inside, like there's still good in the world.

    ... but then I thought of the bushels of weed and the prostitutes, and I laughed.

  2. Anonymous said... November 9, 2011 at 9:01 AM

    this is insane. i think i'd rather be arrested than living free

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