Monday, November 14, 2011

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The Uberhood Is The Most Dangerous Thing I've Ever Seen

Might as well make me wear a blindfold with a cyanide pill in my mouth on a bumpy road.

First off, you shouldn't ride your bike in the rain for any reason. Put your environmentalist ideals on the back burner for one day and hop on the train. I'm also disregarding the fact that people actually use umbrellas for sunlight, because that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Blows my mind that people actually think polyester fabric will protect them from the largest star in the universe. Next, that pole is the most blatant obstruction of all time. Like, "Yeah we made this bike completely efficient except for the fact you can't really see anything in front of you." Seems like a swell plan if you were into that whole suicide thing.

I NEED to see the behind the scenes filming of these riders because I'll bet anyone $100 at least one of them was seriously injured. Just patch 'em up and edit that shit out. That's the Uberhood way!

PS. Real talk, I sent an anonymous message to the company that asked if the guy talking through this video was ok. Then I included a link to "Hooked on Phonics." I hope I don't get casually sued.

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  1. G_Sweep said... November 14, 2011 at 11:25 PM

    I'd love to see what happens to this thing if there's a strong gust of wind. Will the rider get pulled into traffic?

  2. Dub Jeezy said... November 15, 2011 at 8:53 AM

    good point. i'd rather jump in a pit of snakes and scorpions than ride this up the street

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