Wednesday, November 16, 2011

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Just Missed Out On People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" This Year

Welp, another year, another loss.  I sat by my phone all day just hoping I'd get that call from People, but nothing happened.  I was doing that desperate grab-your-leg-because-you-think-your-phone-is-ringing-but-its-not move all day looking like an asshole.

Seriously though, why am not even in consideration?  Who's Bradley Cooper?  Crabcakes and football.  I don't see Sexiest Man Alive mixed in between those.  What I do see is a certain "About" section of a certain WMD fan page that reads: "I'm easily the most handsome blogger to ever blog."  Read it and weep People Magazine.  

WHO is that herb with J. Lo?

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