Monday, November 28, 2011

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Bunch Of People Just Stepped Over A Dying Dude To Snag Those Black Friday Deals

This certainly ranks in the Top 5 of cold-blooded Black Friday deaths.

Clearly this is a very sad event and I feel for the family, but what's good with all of these old people consistently getting in Black Friday death lines.  Every year you hear about some 60+ year old person getting trampled/left for dead when they get bulldozed by the younger, more determined crowd going after $2.99 wafflemakers.  Let's be real, that is a hell of a deal.

Granted, it's literally the most irresponsible/despicable gesture of all time to leave an old man dying on the ground when, in the grand scheme, you're just trying to grab a 32" Samsung HDTV.  I will never eff with Black Friday (or as I like to call it, Friday) because of shit like this.  Here's a list of things that are less dangerous than Black Friday: shark attacks, black widow spiders, cobras, falling coconuts, and wildfires.

RIP Walter Vance, but you most definitely should have stayed home.

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