Thursday, June 24, 2010

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Just Michael Jackson Casually Feeding What I Have To Presume Is A Snapping Turtle

We all knew Mike was a little a lot of crazy back in the day, but I didn't know dude was spending afternoons putting his hand in the face of snapping turtles. Crazy people don't DARE go near snapping turtles. They're like crazy people repellent. Michael Jackson is so bat-shit that he doesn't even register what's going on here. That little kid and the Arabian(?) dude sure knew what's up. They're like 15 feet away just shakin' their heads thinkin', "Damn, I don't know how we ended up together, but Michael Jackson is pretty effed up, huh?", "Yeah man, that snapping turtle is scared as shit right now."