Friday, June 11, 2010

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Cute Idea That Can't Possibly Work: Guide Dog Leading Blind Dog

I like the picture, I like the sickly-clearly-blind look of the other dog, and I especially like the "chillin' on the field" shot, but I don't buy it for a second. Reminds me of a 3D movie. Everything looks great and you basically set aside all of the necessary guidelines of what make a good movie because of how it looks.

If you can look me in the virtual eye and tell me that this large dog will not be eating this smaller dog within the next two weeks, I will call you a liar..virtually. If it's not eating this dog, it's undoubtedly going to accidentally step on it or something. Come on family, if you're going to get your little blind dog a guide dog make sure it's not fucking Rin-Tin-Tin. This thing is a tank and despite reading that entire article 1.5 times I am in no way informed on how this dog guides this other blind dog. Best case scenario is that the blind dog rides the "guide" dog's back.

Is it bad that once I wrote that sentence I immediately thought of a business idea for able bodies people to carry blind people where they need to get to? Cut out the middle man (the cane), eliminates the chance of error, and it'd get you good exercise. I'm not a good person.

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