When Keeping It Real Goes Terribly, Terribly Wrong

Whoa, chill bro, what was that about?! Can a playa stretch his legs anymore or is that action considered a wrap in Japan.?

I guess when you're the only three people in a pretty tightly contained/empty set of bleachers I can probably understand how things can get real pretty fast. I can see if this dude committed some serious transgressions like dropping a gross fart or talking on a bluetooth, but even then I can see how a "Yo man, quit farting!" or a "Chill with the tooth dawg" can easily solve this problem.

Now we have a homicide, a stricken-by-fear witness, and an ORNERY t-ball dad. Damn.