Monday, June 20, 2011
This is just like seeing a jar of salsa in the back of the fridge that you know has been there since September and still considering eating it--except this is an OLD ass dude being released from prison. Gross misjudgment on the part of everyone. On the guy for living til 108 on prison gruel and tap water and on the prison for releasing a prune into the wild.
108 is a delicate age. There is a very real chance that non-prison air could legitimately kill this dude. This guy's body has adjusted to a certain molecule arrangement and the second he leaves the diameter he's probably going to disintegrate. Just fizzle into dust and scooped into the trash.
Anything past age 90 is ridiculous. You're guaranteed to be either eccentric, offensive, senile, or most likely, all of the above. I'm requesting to be cut off starting year 2077 if I unfortunately to make it that long.
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