Tuesday, June 21, 2011

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WHY Is This Robot Teaching Kindergarten?!

There is 0% chance this little Asian girl is taking this cartoonish robot seriously, right? Honestly, I don't know anymore. Everyone is putting a bit too much faith in these things and I can only wait until one of them turns on us.

I'm not going to lie, I'm jealous as hell. Kindergarten would have been exponentially more fun if I had a robot teaching me. The alphabet and shoe-tying would have certainly taken a backseat to napping and pressing robot buttons all day-erryday. What's it going to do, call my mom? Robot please. It's like, if you threaten to call my mom, I'll threaten to accidentally spill my juice box dangerously close to your power cord. Someone needs to upload that new "compromise or else I die" software in this dude soon or else that'll be a piss poor investment real quick.

...so this is what the Asian population has been doing to stay ahead of the game in literally every educational category. Secrets out bitches.

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