Thursday, June 30, 2011

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The Hybrid Aircar Seems Completely Safe And Practical

This looks exactly like those helicopters the dudes at Brookstone try to sell you when you're within 10 feet of their store. The ones that only store personnel seem to know how to control. You ever use one of those things? As soon as you get the control pad, that shit goes completely haywire and is somewhere inside Banana Republic on the 2nd floor of the mall. I can imagine riding/driving one of these is a similar experience.

The main reason I'm skeptical is because the dude from "Family Circus" clearly drew this picture. Looks like a technical designer didn't want to go near this idea. I was under the impression that we'd be doing Jetson things by now. Hell, I expected that in 2000. Hovercars without unnecessary wheelpellars that got me to and from Spacely's Sprockets in like 4 seconds. It's real bleak when I look outside, know I'm going to be riding on a T with no air conditioning, and NOT being apart of the most profitable sprocket business in the galaxy taking orders from Mr. Spacely.

P.S. Judy Jetson can most certainly get it.

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