Tuesday, June 21, 2011

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"Piggsy" Is Most Definitely The Scariest Video Game Character Of All Time

--Girls, you can just skip this post. If you choose to read on, I'll probably marry you. Choice is yours.

This one is for all you gamers out there. You ever play a game and something so fucking terrifying just pops up out of nowhere? I don't know about you guys, but I straight up put the controller down debate turning off the system and removing myself of that situation for like 3 hours.

Keep in mind, I do this when cartoon spiders attack me in my "E" for everything games. The games that are supposed to keep me grounded. If I'm dabbling in a REAL game, with blood and shit, I still don't expect things like "Piggsy" to come out. I don't even know what game "Piggsy" is from, which makes it way scarier. Like any game I buy now might feature a guest appearance by my pig-faced friend up here. Though wildly unlikely, NBA 2K12 MIGHT feature a guest appearance by Piggsy. I don't know. I'm too scared thinking about it. Legitimately the biggest bitch in the game when it comes to video games that take place in the dark. When I'm ready to check out in the stores and the nerd Gamestop dudes ask me if I have any questions, I desperately want to ask, "Does that game primarily take place in non-dark, sunlit regions?" but I'm way too embarrassed and scared to broach the topic.

I know some of you guys can relate out here. You've played "Resident Evil" and during some weird sequences, "Ratchet & Clank." Games get scary, and someone had to address it.

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