Thursday, June 23, 2011

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Ron Artest Changes Name To "Metta World Peace"...It's Fine

I'd be more surprised that the sun came out tomorrow than Ron Artest changing his name to Metta World Peace. I'm not gonna front, Metta is a baller-ass name. There's no way around that one.

But let's talk about the elephant in the room. Dumbo being the fact that his jersey may read, World hyphen Peace and the other fact that he may beat someone to immobilization in the first preseason game. It's the biggest ticking time bomb waiting to happen. I'm truly pumped to see how Ron deals with this newfound responsibilty. Dude's on that Spiderman swag, "with great power comes great responsibility."

Guarantee this bomb blows up, almost immediately.