Thursday, June 23, 2011

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Why Has No One Shit On This "Cold/Super-Cold" Coors Light Ad Campaign Yet?

I've been in silence for too long about this. I honestly thought this was an elaborate hoax by Coors Light to create shock and awe that would lead to people being so freaked out and bewildered that they order Coors Light. Nah, they were deadly fucking serious.

Don't get me wrong, I've had a few (1 billion) Coors Lights in my day, and I kinda like them. I just don't get what they're doing out there. Playing nervous or some shit. Bud Light (also, 1 billion deep) doesn't play games. When they get weird, they do things like make aluminum bottles. Nothing crazy. That's like when I go to work and unbutton that second button. I'm just letting people know I mean business, while at the same time wouldn't be opposed to a party.

Coors Light is like the rich asshole that makes a joke and laughs before anyone can react. They think they're cool and hook up with hot girls, but they are dead on the inside.

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