Wednesday, June 8, 2011

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How Do You Flirt On Twitter?

Do you just @ the shit out of people? If so, what happens then? To tell you the truth, I don't see too many differences from this and a text message. You basically send a "mention" and hope for the best, much like every dude that has ever sent out a text.

I'm seeing all these politicians tweeting their Ds off and quite frankly, I want in. Not the sending my D part, but establishing a flirt relationship with a follower. Solely to get @WMsDiary Twitter name on the map, of course. I can't have CNN and TMZ coming into my place of work forcing me to point my private parts out of a line-up (What up Anthony Weiner!). Not a good look. What I do want, is to wake up one day to see a nice message from some overzealous fan, saying how they love Dub Jeezy...or Craw. Nothing crazy, no real pizazz. Just something that will make the 9-5 speed by a little easier.

So if anyone has tips feel free to let me know. Obviously, no one is going to comment on this because of god damn CAPTCHA's--I'm trying to get rid of it, but let me know via other forms of contact. I WANT to know.